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between a mother and a waitress

The Women’s Guide to Mad Men. Check out some of our favorites quips from the first three seasons courtesy of Peggy, Betty, Joan, and the rest of the Mad women.

Click HERE to watch the video (Thanks Dan!)

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excuse me while I ketchup…

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happy 4/20

Get your head out of the clouds. Ya know, there are other things worth celebrating today. April 20 has seen its share of notable events that have nothing to do with pot — or do they? You decide.

1871: The Civil Rights Act of 1871 became law.

1889: Adolph Hitler was born.

1902: Marie and Pierre Curie isolated the radioactive element radium.

1912: Bram Stoker died.

1939: Baseball Hall of Famer Ted Williams debuted with the Boston Red Sox.

1949: Actress Jessica Lange was born.

1972: Apollo 16 landed on the moon.

1986: Michael Jordan set the all-time NBA record for individual points scored during a playoff game, 63.

1999: Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold committed the Columbine High School massacre.

2008: Danica Patrick became the first woman to win an Indy car race.

2010: Retiring Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens turns 90.

(via dscriber.com/greenzone)

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the audrey connection

the similarities are eerie..

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screw cheezburgers…

I can haz STAKE?

 

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cat in the lap

another perk to working from home:

Photo on 2009-11-05 at 15.45

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oh shit, it’s nyarlathotep

Think you know who’d win in a fight between a vampire and a were-wolf? Silly mortal.

Someone put a lot of time and thought into this list…

Here is the order, from least dangerous to most dangerous:

  • Shambling ghoul zombie
  • Mr. Hyde / Creature from the Black Lagoon
  • Running angry zombie / Voodoo Zombie
  • Unclean spirits
  • Witches (conditional)
  • Regular vampires
  • The Mummy
  • Wolf-man
  • Frankenstein’s Creature
  • Dracula
  • Malphas, a Mighty President of Hell (& al.)
  • Cthulhu

and the #1 monster is…Nyarlathotep!

I'm Nyarlathotep, bitches!

“Monsters are rated according to how dangerous they are against each other, and then according to how dangerous they are to all the other monsters on the list (Unclean Spirits and Wolf-Man have little to fear from each other, for instance, but Wolf-Man is more dangerous to practically everything else). Only if all other metrics are equal is the relative danger to the average human considered–because, let’s face it, they’re all dangerous to the average human.  They are monsters.”

What do you think about this list? Are any monsters missing?

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best wedding toast ever

this kicks JK wedding entrance dance‘s ass.

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remember that fantasy you had when you were little?

…the one where you’re locked in the shopping mall overnight and you can run around do whatever you want

two visitors to Beijing's IKEA enjoy a nap on a display sofa. (David Pierson / Los Angeles Times)

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I love my coaches

J. Roller and Diane Beatin

J. Roller and Diane Beatin'

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everyone should start their day with this song

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DJ socks

unnecessary, but necessary.

dj socks

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makes Twitter worthwhile…

can’t. stop. laughing.

“Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me.”

Read more here.

I can only hope my dad is this funny in 10 years

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