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oh shit, it’s nyarlathotep

Think you know who’d win in a fight between a vampire and a were-wolf? Silly mortal.

Someone put a lot of time and thought into this list…

Here is the order, from least dangerous to most dangerous:

  • Shambling ghoul zombie
  • Mr. Hyde / Creature from the Black Lagoon
  • Running angry zombie / Voodoo Zombie
  • Unclean spirits
  • Witches (conditional)
  • Regular vampires
  • The Mummy
  • Wolf-man
  • Frankenstein’s Creature
  • Dracula
  • Malphas, a Mighty President of Hell (& al.)
  • Cthulhu

and the #1 monster is…Nyarlathotep!

I'm Nyarlathotep, bitches!

“Monsters are rated according to how dangerous they are against each other, and then according to how dangerous they are to all the other monsters on the list (Unclean Spirits and Wolf-Man have little to fear from each other, for instance, but Wolf-Man is more dangerous to practically everything else). Only if all other metrics are equal is the relative danger to the average human considered–because, let’s face it, they’re all dangerous to the average human.  They are monsters.”

What do you think about this list? Are any monsters missing?

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